Friday, November 04, 2005

What do you mean, high-strung?

Or, It's So Funny Because It's True

[Mr. Thel walks into a room containing several of his co-workers.]

Co-worker #1: Hey man, your ears must be burning.
Mr. Thel: Oh yeah? What's going on?
Co-worker #2: We were just talking about you.
Mr. Thel: What about?
Co-worker #1 [with mock-solemnity]: We have arrived at a conclusion.
Mr. Thel: And?
Co-worker #3: Well, we have decided...You need to start smoking pot.