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So I bought a house today. Got the keys and everything, boy howdy!

It's got three little bedrooms and two little bathrooms and a yard and everything. She ain't big--I know folks in condos that are bigger--but she's pretty, and she's solid, and she's home sweet home now.

Yeah, we're drinking champagne right now. Champagne that cost me five bucks at Safeway, but champagne nonetheless. And we're slugging it back straight outta the bottle, 'cause that's how we roll around here.

I gotta admit, it's a load off my mind to have that taken care of. Happy New Year, indeed.